Saturday, September 25, 2010

PC Virus Warning (Again)


We've issued this warning before and thought we had got rid of it. The previous pernicious virus was the irritating BC (Black Coffee) virus, now it is the K-A-W virus that seems to have infected our space.

It is attempting to erase everything on our blog site and may be aiming to infiltrate your's too. This information was announced yesterday morning from IBM, FBI and even Microsoft states that this is a very dangerous and malicious virus, much worse than the "I Love You," or “Melissa” virus and there is NO remedy for it at this time. The virus has tentatively been termed the K-A-W or TRANSFORMER CHICKEN virus.

Some very sick individual has succeeded in using the reformat function from Google in an attempt to replicate to all file comments on your blog site, and attempt to replace them with an inferior mimic Trojan. It has been designed to work against Netscape Navigator and Microsoft Internet Explorer bloggers. It will even back-chat Macintosh and IBM computer geeks alike.

Nobody, we repeat, NOBODY is safe from the K-A-W virus. Do NOT attempt to engage with, or chat back to the virus. It is a looping replicator virus, and you could spend hours on the internet stuck in a "Whack-a-Mole" loop. There is no escape once you have entered this slippery slope. Sadly, most novice computer users will not realise what is happening until it is far too late.

This is a new, very malicious virus and not many people know about it. You may not be aware of it but your blog may already be infected with the K-A-W virus. Pass this warning along to EVERYONE in your address book and please share it with all your online friends ASAP so that this threat may be stopped. Please practice cautionary measures and tell anyone that may have access to your computer.

Deleting the K-A-W virus is impossible, it will simply re-appear in another guise – ie, it can mutate, and not only that (take it from an expert), the virus has the capacity to auto install itself as almost anything:


It will then proceed to trash the computer it is running on.

Please send this information with the most number of people that you can, in case you receive a file comment from this virus on any subject whatsoever.

The bottom line is: if you receive file comment, do not attempt to delete the file comment. The only sure fire way of avoiding infection is, once file comment has been received from K-A-W CHICKEN TRANSFORMER, simply DO NOT READ IT!

It will eventually feed on itself in an nth-complexity infinite binary loop, and eventually (hopefully) destroy itself.

3 Opinion(s):

Islandshark said...

Brilliant! I love it!

Snowy Smith said...

Once file comment has been received from K-A-W CHICKEN TRANSFORMER, simply DO NOT READ IT!


The best way to deal with all this shit is to use a separate second hard drive for internet.
A small second hard drive with only the programs necessary to run your internet.
Simply unplug your main hard drive and plug in your second internet hard drive.
The ANC SPIES also have problems down loading nothing.
I leave a few choice messages for the ANC and OBAMA spies to download.
F**k off you scum SPIES.
It works well.


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Snowy Smith said...

I have a feeling I was fast asleep with the reply to that post.

Are you talking about a virus or a Soweto?

If it’s a Soweto then it’s NOT a virus it’s a PLAGUE.