Friday, January 29, 2010

USA versus Europe: The Differences Are Slight Don't You Think?

7 Opinion(s):

Anonymous said...

There are many differences between Europe and America, but this one is a start. A good start! :-)

Dachshund said...

I would cut down on the alcohol in the Frenchwoman's shopping basket. Alcohol has 7 calories per gramme, compared to fat which has 9 calories. Carbs have around half the calories of fat. Drinking any form of alcohol is much like pouring fat combined with non-nutritive carbs down your throat.

Everything in moderation.

Pensioner said...

Oh Dach why do you always piss on the boys parade? You must admit though, that the European girl has got a very nice has got a very nice chassis with twin carbs and all ;-)

Exzanian said...

Pensioner, LOL comment!

Dachshund said...

Women tend to put on weight faster than men because they carry a higher % of body fat to begin with.

So no, I'm not trying to piss on your parade guys, enjoy all the twin carbs you can.

Here's one for Pensioner:

It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl.

After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth.

The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying: "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"

He answered, "You got to keep the old motor running."

The following year the young bride gave birth again.

The same nurse said: "You're amazing. How do you do it?"

He again said: "You've got the keep the old motor running."

The same thing happened the next year.

The nurse then said: "Well, well, well!!! You certainly are quite a man!"

He responded again, "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The nurse said: "Well, you better change the oil. This one's black."

Tim Johnston said...


@Pensioner, I'll buy you a pint when I'm out your way next month, mate.

Anonymous said...

Take a look, it looks like the chick in the 1st photo is sitting opposite the fat American chick in the 2nd photo.

She is probably telling the American:

"I swear I lost all that weight by eating McDonalds every day"