Friday, July 08, 2011

Another day in the shattered dream that is SA



Boy, how the ANC corruption has permeated every level of society in the NSA...But as they say, it takes two to tango...Corruption is a two way street ne'?

Yup, I saw it for myself when I was over there last year in November for a brief visit.. I was reliant upon friends, family and old colleagues to drive me around and was amazed to discover that some actually have a R100 note tucked into their licence folder. Others jokingly referred to the times they had been stopped and bartered their way out of a tight spot when confronted by blue light bullies.

Even for serious offenses like driving whilst drunk.

Arrive Alive?

Nonsense on stilts!

Yeah, I know corruption is everywhere in the world, but fuck the rest of the world! It never used to be like this in the old SA...That's the point the rainbow apologists always miss...

How does one resist this brazen soliciting for bribes by the SA Police Force though?

You are going to be knocked about quite a bit, that's for sure as Llewelyn Kriel discovered in his harrowing story below....

I dread the day I get news that my ageing Mum, a law abiding old biddy, gets roughed up by these blue light muddafucks....She would never in a million years even consider trying to bribe her way out of any situation, especially one that has been "created" by these bottom feeders of the ANC food chain....

To all you bastards out there that keep feeding this blue cancer, remember, your day of Justice will come...



Driving back from an appointment at the state-run Helen Joseph Hospital — how she would cringe at the “place of weeping” that bears her name and which most people call the Hell & Joseph — I see the massive traffic jam snaking back a kilometre down Hendrik Potgieter Road in Roodepoort. The words of a Steely Dan song spring to mind — with an appropriate twist: “Cars to the left of me, truckers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle … ”

I remember the huge JMPD roadblock outside Clearwater Mall I saw two hours earlier. Must be that. Nothing to do, but stick it out. Fifteen minutes later, with four lanes forced into one in the space of less than 50m, like just about everybody else, I get pulled over. With more than 30 cops milling about looking as if they know what they’re doing, I wait. Eventually a short woman ambles over. I open my door (the window winder is due to be repaired in two days’ time). “Driver’s licence,” she demands.

With difficulty I extract it from my wallet. It’s in a special plastic compartment, but she orders me to “give it here”. She engages in the customary banter in Setswana with a tall gangly uniformed chap who’s emerged from nowhere. The language thing is a subtle form of the “new apartheid” intended to make white folk aware who’s the boss now, it’s meant to shut out people like the old “Whites Only” signs on park benches did 20 years ago.

She ambles off to one of several JMPD-liveried minivans some distance away. I shrug, a little annoyed at her rudeness and in-your-face arrogance, but then these wannabe “police”, like their counterparts the world over, exist to throw their weight around. No identification on their uniforms, no name offered, no explanation of the reason for the roadblock. It’s just one of the daily displays of “the arrogance of authority” as Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu called it and to which all South Africans have had to become accustomed. I carry on listening to Stieg Larsson’s The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo on my son’s loaned MP3 player. And wait.

Le petit gendarme has disappeared from view among the dozens of identically uniformed colleagues milling about. It’s the official way to make individual identification impossible in constantly morphing melee of blue and iridescent yellow safety vests. The all-pervading attitude is not the notorious one of maƱana — nothing nearly as urgent as that. It’s just Africa-style indifference. This little lot might make a useful picture, I think to myself, and shoot off a couple of shots on my cellphone in several directions.

Suddenly a uniformed cop comes scuttling across the road. He’s right in my face. “What you doing hey? Who you think you are? Who give you permission to take my picture, hey? Hey?” It’s the classical intimidation tactic I first encountered as a young journalist 36 years ago under John Vorster’s apartheid rule (he hated the media nearly as much as today’s ANC rulers do today).

I told the officious man I did not need permission to take pictures in a public place in a democratic South Africa. “I say you do!” he snapped, his nose (and halitosis) millimetres from mine. The message is clear though unspoken. South Africans have come to recognise it instantly and instinctively — give me money and I will go away. But, fact of the matter is I don’t have any and don’t intend going to let this little Hitler, uniform-with-an-attitude intimidate me. I stand my ground. Mistake number one.

He steps back to get better leverage and then suddenly shoves me violently in the chest. I stumbled back four or five paces, wrenching my left knee in one of Gauteng’s infamous potholes. It’s been ravaged over many years from too many rugby tackles, miscellaneous biking tumbles, a car accident and numerous agonising attacks of gout. As I write, it’s ballooned to the size of a netball. I regain my composure and step forward. Mistake number two.

A practiced index finger jabs painfully into my sternum again and again and again. I demand to see his identity document. “I don’t have to show you my ID. Who are you? You are nothing. (jab, jab, jab) I vote ANC. You don’t you fucking white. You’re shit!” By now I am starting to shake at the unexpected violence of the attack. I suppose I’m a chicken at heart and this spitting, snarling upholder of the law, rage and hatred etched into his face, knows how to use that finger to good effect on a much older man’s breastbone.

I demand to see his superior officer. Mistake number three.

“You don’t tell me fokkol to do. I am ANC. I don’t give shit for you and you whites.

Now fuck off!”

He sprints back across the road to where one of the JMPD mini-vans is slowly away pulling and his colleagues are calling him. Not a backward glance. They speed off cutting across the emergency lane markings towards Fredenharry Street. This kind of attack hasn’t happened to me since my home invasion by ANC Youth League members in 2006. At 57 I’ve lost my edge, I guess. I walk briskly towards where the little woman was last seen. I am shaking and livid. I demand to see the supervising officer (my stutter probably just makes me sound less authoritative). “I want to see whoever is in charge here … is there anyone in charge here?” The scene looks more like a Nairobi street market than a disciplined, organised police action.

Of course, no one pays attention to me until the little woman somehow appears again and wordlessly gives me back my driver’s licence. “Where is the duty officer?” I demand. “That one, inside there … no, the other one. That one’s in charge,” she says helpfully pointing yet another identically uniformed man sharing a joke with a van-load of colleagues chomping down on huge slices of bread.

I ask for his name as he stepped out and I instinctively stepped back. He says something, and I suddenly remember my notebook and pen. “Please spell that,” I asked. “Zee, double-u, em, ee,” he snapped. I shakily wrote it down. “And your rank?” “Officer,” he said. “We’re all just officers here, but I’m in charge. What’s your problem?” He grabs my arm and steers me away from the van.

“I want to lay a charge of assault and intimidation and racism against one of your men who has just driven away,” I stammered, my mouth as dry as the Kalahari and my whole body shaking. I feel the little stabs of pain in my knee with each step I take. “Where is he? Which one” Zwme demands. “He’s driven off already,” I repeat. And suddenly I realise I am surrounded, hemmed in by a dozen or so police men and women. Something is jabbing into my kidneys.

They are all shouting at once, in front, behind, on all sides. “What-he-do,where-he-now,which-one,show-us.” I felt that old familiar icy claw of terror and helplessness crawl up my back. One tall man towers menacingly over me. “What he do — show me,” he spits, and without thinking I shove him in the chest. Mistake number four.

“Now you assault a police officer,” a particularly rotund and quite ugly female with semi-bleached hair jams her right elbow into my cheek as if to demonstrate how she had been hurt as her colleague had stumbled back. Utterly confused and scared witless, I turn to the one who was in charge (not registering that he’s anything but taking charge of what is clearly becoming a volatile situation). Rotund-ugly-bleached-one meantime spins around and slams her more-than-ample bum as hard as she can into my hip. I realise dimly that, like a corned dog, I am being deliberately goaded to give these thugs any excuse to arrest me. And it is working.

This seems to spark some take-charge in Zwme. I feel my blood pressure peaking and survival-mode taking over. I feel myself about to blindly lash out. I see a gap to Zwme’s right and take it. He waves his horde back. And I outline, as clearly as I can, exactly what had transpired with “the ANC-voter”.

“You have every right to lay charges,” says Zwme, disarmingly calm. “But for that you must go to the police station.” He turns and heads back to the melee at the mini-van. I stand alone, stupefied for several seconds, before turning and stumbling, mute with rage and impotence, back to my car. A woman, presumably Boudicca of the Ample Bum, shouts after me: “Stupid (something). There now suka, (something).”

I leave, shattered, traumatised, seething at my own impotence, stinging from the racism and deluge of hatred, my frenzied mind a wild tangle of should’ves and could’ves. The physical pain will come later. I know I must report the attack, but based on several similar racial attacks in the past, I know the docket will disappear. Nothing will be done.

I look to the left and see a Ford full of black men pass something to another JMPD yellow-vested man. He gives them the thumbs-up. They drive past in front of me laughing. They’d barely stopped as the deal was done. I should feel outrage, but like a wave pulling back down the beach, it washes by me

7 Opinion(s):

Islandshark said...

Yeah, but it's a democratic South Africa. According to psychopaths...

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Exzanian said...

When you are in Llewelyns's place, you are "mlungu" white scum - You can be an arse creeping ANC blogger to your heart's content, they won't give a damn except if you slip them a R100 note - hence my fear for my mum's safety as she will refuse to do so....

Anonymous said...

Reading the story, I somehow got the feeling this guy was a bleeding heart liberal anti-apartheid supporter the way he described the Vorster days.

So do I feel sorry for him? No, I believe he voted "yes" in the referendum, so he got exactly what he wanted at the time, an ANC run country. Crying crocodile tears now in retrospect does nothing fore me except wanting to tell him "I told you so!"

Exzanian said...

@10 July 2011 04:47
A sub editor of sowetan in fact. He was fired for blogging the truth about the NSA. As I say, even white lovers of the ANC are no more than mlungu (white scum) when cornered by blue trash..Their day will come too...

Anonymous said...

Ja Swaar...

Welcome to the land of demoCRAZY.

All I can say is:
TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK... The sands of time slowly run down the glass. Sooner or later it will be time...

In the meantime - let the useless fookers think they are big shots. Arrogance will get them killed when it is balls to the wall time.

It is one thing intimidating a lone whitey at a roadblock - another thing completely when he has buddies.

I had a gang of six of these thugs come to "eespekt da sef". It was late evening so I say OK, one of you can come and do it. They say no, we all must go in. I say cool, wait outside for a minute, it is passed normal business hours and I want witnesses (as I am ENTITLED by LAW) - so I phoned a friend who phoned a friend who phoned a friend... About seven minutes later there are eight big dutchmen with bakkies and guns at my place. The bewildered boys in blue then said I was trying to intimidate them. I said damn right I am. Six people to inspect a gun safe? Bullshit!!! They were there to make kak. So I let ONE into the house to check the safe out while his maaitjies waited outside chatting to my buddies.

Still waiting for the repercussions from that... But, I am not holding my breath, they know now that I can get more than enough help in less time than they can force their way into my house. It has been almost a year anyway.

FUCKEMALL. You don't HAVE to be a victim.

MAAK 'n PLAN ! ! !

Anonymous said...

Good lord, I know this attitude all too well. The woman of course-are the biggest (no pun intended) bullies.Black women ARE AWFUL-especially if they're in positions of authority.

Its sad the arrogance of one "authority type" is just taken over by another. Its why I'm never going to come back to SA- lol, I'm not even black-but have seen discrimination by whites and blacks alike.