The People's Cube (every side is red!) is very funny and always a good read. I enjoyed this one:
|Comrades, recently I called in a favor from an apparatchik in Colonel 7.62's department and obtained a combination Visa to The Future™ and hall pass. I was wondering what kind of glorious utopia awaits us when Chairman Obama's work is done well underway and Changeable Hopeyness has taken hold. With the benefit of the top-secret technology in the Department of Chronological Warfare (and a couple of cartons of cigarettes), I was able to take a look...|
The date: January 20, 2019*, Chairman Obama's last full day in office. Here is his top secret schedule from that day:
Barack Hussein Obama's Final Full Day Schedule
* On 7/19/08, Obama said on Face the Nation he expected to be president for 8 to 10 years. I guess he settled on 10.
** In 2016, the inefficient and useless national election gave way to the glorious progressive tradition of a leader picking his own successor. It's the Chicago Way!
*** Wind is a myth; Congress blows.