Julius Malema and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.
Malema tells his driver:" Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen."
One hour later, Malema sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.
"What happen to you?" Malema asks.
"Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, beautiful plates of food, a cigar, beautiful 20 year old brandy, coffee biscuits and cheese and their 19 year old domestic servant made wild passionate love to me."
"My My ! What did you tell dem?" asked Malema.
The driver answered: " Good evening, I am Julius Malema's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."