The difficulty of bilingual communication

This is a really great joke, but you won't fully appreciate it unless you grew up in ZA...


A Boer goes to see an English speaking lawyer in order to start divorce proceedings.


The lawyer asks him, "May I help you?"
The Boer says, "Ja. I would likes to have a divorce."


The lawyer asks him, "Do you have any grounds?"
The Boer says, "Ja. I got 600 hektyres."


The lawyer says, "Sir, you don't understand. Do you have cause for a suit?
The Boer says, "Ja. Of course I got a suit. I wore it to church on Sundays."


The lawyer says, "Ahmm. No, what I mean sir, is, do you have grounds for a case?"
The Boer says, beaming proudly, "Now let me tell you, I got 600 hundred hektyres, too big for a Case tracker. I got two John Deeres."


The lawyer is beginning to sweat. "Sir. Do you have a grudge?"
The Boer's also a bit irritated by now. "Ja. I of course I got a grudge. That's where I park the bakkie."


The lawyer, sighing, asks, "Does your wife beat you up or something?"
The Boer says, "No, we both get up at 04:30."


By now the lawyer is getting really frustrated, but tries one last question "Does your wife nag? Is she a nagger?"


The Boer says, "No, She's white. But our last child is a nagger. That's why I wants to get a divorce."