Sunday, December 06, 2009

Off topic - Why English newspapers are more fun to read Part I

It's the summer season again and time to head off to the beach. Enjoy the sun and water. Just make sure you check the water temperature before you head back to relax in your deck chair on the beach.


11 Opinion(s):

Anonymous said...

The South African English newspapers are also more fun to read, as they tend to keep news of whites being brutally murdered to themselves.

They belief that no news is good news. This incidentally, is why their popularity is waning.

FishEagle said...

Anon, quite right. I'm a bit conflicted about the waning popularity of the newspapers. On the one hand they are getting what they deserve but on the other hand the quality of good writing goes with them.

Exzanian said...

Eeyouch!
It's true that the sea here is frickin cold. Although there are some lovely beaches in the UK, the North sea or English channel will effect you in that way. To put it in quaint afrikaans idiom: Dit is leeuw koud (net kop en maan hare)

Vanilla Ice said...

He must have been of advanced age, with extended bag syndrome.

Anonymous said...

The English do have a sense of humor, even though they are socialists!

Anonymous said...

that's Nothing! i once adjusted my bicycle's seat angle and forgot to tighten the nut.
later while riding ovr a bump, the saddle tipped, resulting in a wheel full of nobblies accelerating my tackle box right through the brake caliper thingie...

Viking said...

@Anon 12:39

you have my sympathy, brother.....

:-/

Dachshund said...

I've heard of being had by the short hairs, but to be had by the cold balls?

Anonymous said...

This is a very racist post!

Are you telling me that white men have bigger balls than black men? We are all equal as colonialism caused blacks to change their diet hence shrinking their balls. This blog needs to understand also how the pressure from being oppressed and compressed had placed pressure on black mens balls.

Hat Tip : Black Balls

Dachshund said...

Remember the white muti called nigger balls we whites used to chew?

Exzanian said...

Anon 12:39 PM and 12:01 AM - You both made me laugh!!!!