Sunday, November 08, 2009

Life + Legalities in Africa

Another one for the weekend courtesy of Walter.

A Gauteng metro cop pulls Sipho's car over and tells him that because he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won R5 000, in an Arrive Alive safety competition.

Sipho could hardly believe his luck.

'What are you going to do with your cash?' asked the traffic cop.

'Well I guess I'm going to get a driver's license,' Sipho answered.

'Oh, don't listen to him,' yelled Themba in the passenger seat. 'He tries to be smart when he's drunk.'

This woke up Ndlovu in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, 'I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car.'

At that moment there was a knock from the boot and Zakele's voice said, 'Are we over the border yet?'

The cop said .... let's share the R5000 !

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