Friday, October 09, 2009

Lolly Jackson Strips His Moer Over Electricity Bill


City Power are a bunch of incompetent thieves. I am sure many of you can narrate some horror stories. I can tell you, when I sold a house I had to pay a few months ahead, to cover utilities. This amounted to R15,000 extra. Well I never got the refund. I had to queue in Braamfontein, fight my cause and still to no avail. In the end I wrote it off as another f**king tax. Welcome to the zoo, Lolly. I wonder what colour is your neighbour, and why don't you just send the boys over to have a southern suburbs chat with him?

Lolly Jackson just couldn't understand it.

Recently he had downsized, moving from his mansion in Bedfordview to a modest country estate in Kyalami but what hadn't come down in size was his electricity bill.

Then about two weeks ago he found out why.

Jackson said that he will not be paying his electricity bill.

"My neighbour is zikking (stealing) power from me," explained the strip club owner.

He claims that his neighbour has been running off his electricity meter. The neighbour in this plush estate, doesn't even have one, he says.

A 72-hour deadline Jackson gave City Power to install a meter for his neighbour has now passed and he is seeing red. He is threatening legal action.

"Stealing electricity like this happens in a squatter camp, not in an affluent suburb," said Jackson.

Jackson said he realised something was wrong when the electricity to his house began tripping. He called City Power who dispatched technicians.

They came out three times, then finally told to him that it was he who was stealing electricity. Jackson said that he was able to prove that he was the meter owner.

"A week ago they said that they were going to cut him off," said Jackson.

Then yesterday, Jackson said he just happened to look into his electricity box after his power had tripped. He noticed that his neighbour was still connected to his meter.

Jackson said that he will not be paying his electricity bill until the problem has been sorted out.

City Power said they are investigating Jackson's claim.

3 Opinion(s):

Pensioner said...

Why doesn't Lolly just admit, it's the vibrators recharging for his girls that use up all the electricity.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the vibrators is not for the girls - maybe it is for him? No wonder he always has such a funny smile.

Exzanian said...

Jackson said that he will not be paying his electricity bill until the problem has been sorted out.
Sounds like an equation for infinity

City Power said they are investigating Jackson's claim.
Also sounds like an equation for infinity