Off topic - Emoticons

We all know and use the little Emoticons, Doberman likes to use them from time to time, right ;) ?

' where: :) means a smile

and

:( is a frown.. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an ass hole

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a lazy ass or tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass