Saturday, September 19, 2009

Black hurricanes - just for a laugh

Black hurricanes....

A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston ), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.

She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, thats too hard to understand

I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!

Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!

8 Opinion(s):

FishEagle said...

Oh man, this if funny!!

Dachshund said...

Hilarious!

I Know Things said...

*sigh* yet more black intrusion into white territory. why can't they be content with their own? why must they come steal a piece of everything we have created? maybe if blacks could have invented the DOPPLER RADAR, they would have the names sound "african" but I say NO, they can't have this, until they make weather stations in Africa, then they can call stuff anything they want among their own people, and leave the rest of us alone.
14/88

Anonymous said...

I can swear I read it on zasucks last year when they still had the blogger account?

Still funny!

Viking said...

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Doberman said...

Very funny, LOL!

Anonymous said...

I cried reading this. Can just imagine: Yo niggers....

Anonymous said...

you must be joking, are these people seious?