Tuesday, August 18, 2009

A - Z of ANC Disasters



Attributed to Snowy White


A Police State
Fastest Deterioration of Infrastructure and Roads in the world,
Highest Crime rate in the World,
Loudest Taxi's in the World,
Most "Botched Robberies" in the world,
Most ANC disasters Blamed on Apartheid in the world,
Most ANC TV PROPAGANDA in the World,
Most ANC Secret Hidden Agendas in the World,
Most ANC Politicians Blaming everything on the “Criminal Element” in the World,
Most ANC Politicians NOT Blaming the Crime on Blacks in the World,
Most ANC Politicians Blaming everything on Apartheid in the world,
Most Abuse and harassment of Law abiding citizens by the Police in the world,
Most Abuse of Police Sirens in the World,
Most Affirmative Action (Racial Discrimination) in the world,
Most Affirmative Action disasters in the world,
Most AK47 Experts in the world,
Most Appalling Workmanship in the world,
Most Appalling low cost housing in the world,
Most Appalling Pavements in the world,
Most Appalling Roads in the world,
Most Assaults in the world,
Most ATM Bombings in the world,
Most Attempted Murder in the world,
Most Attorney Theft and Fraud in the World,
Most Bad Debts Written Off by Municipalities in the world,
Most Bad Debts Written Off by Parliament in the world,
Most Bank Robberies in the world,
Most Bay pollution in the World,
Most Black criminals in Jail in the world,
Most Black on Black Genocide in the world,
Most Black on White Genocide in the world,
Most Blacks who claim to be experts in the World,
Most Blocked Storm water drains in the world,
Most Broken Park and City Benches in the world,
Most Bronze statues stolen in the world,
Most Building Corrugated iron shacks in the world,
Most Building of Squatter Camps in the world,
Most Bullshit spoken by a City Manager in the world,
Most Burning of Cars in the world,
Most Canoeists getting Gippo Guts in one race in the world,
Most Carjacking in the world,
Most Cash Heists in the world,
Most Cash just "gone missing" in the world,
Most Children they cannot afford to feed in the world,
Most Corruption in the Police in the world,
Most Corruption in the world,
Most Counterfeit CV’s in the world,
Most Counterfeit Driver's licenses in the world,
Most Counterfeit Identity Books in the world,
Most Counterfeit Passports in the world,
Most Crime in the World,
Most Crimes committed by "THEY" in the world,
Most Crimes committed by "YOUTHS" in the world,
Most Crimes Committed by our OWN Servants in the world,
Most Crimes Committed by our OWN Staff in the world,
Most Crimes committed with AK47 world wide
Most Criminal let out of Prison in the world,
Most Criminals in Municipalities in the world,
Most Criminals in Parliament in the world,
Most Criminals in the Police in the world,
Most Denials of ANC Secret Hidden Agendas in the World,
Most Dangerous Pavements in the World,
Most Defective Condoms recalled in the world,
Most Double Standards in the World,
Most Dangerous Cities in the World,
Most Everything Blamed on Apartheid in the world,
Most Electricity power cuts in the World,
Most Empty Dirt Boxes in the world,
Most ERROR OF JUDGMENTS IN THE WORLD,
Most Forged Education Certificates in the world,
Most Genocide against White Farmers in the world,
Most Government Contracts given to unqualified people in the world,
Most Government workers passing time between pay days in the world,
Most Gross Abuse of Power in the World,
Most Harassing of Farmers in the world,
Most HIV in the World,
Most Houses built by unqualified people in the world,
Most Illegal Electricity Connections in the world,
Most International Donations just "gone missing" in the world,
Most Looting of shops in the world,
Most Manhole covers stolen in the World,
Most Mismanagement in the world,
Most Muggings in the world,
Most Municipal Contracts given to unqualified people in the world,
Most Municipal workers passing time between pay days in the world,
Most Murder in the world,
Most Murdering of Policemen in the world,
Most Murders called "Botched Robberies" in the world,
Most Negligent baby deaths in Hospitals in the world,
Most Newspapers that never mention the word “Black” in the World,
Most Nigerian Scams in the world,
Most Night time crimes in the world,
Most Noise Pollution from Police Cavalcades in the World,
Most Non Paying Electricity customers in the world,
Most Non paying Rates customers in the World,
Most Nonsensical, stupid statements made by Parliament in the world,
Most Overweight Obese huge arse in the world,
Most Pedestrian Road Deaths in the world,
Most Pedestrians walking 3 abreast on the Pavements in the World,
Most Politicians who are personal friends with Robert Mugabe in the World,
Most Perjury in Affidavits in the World,
Most Police bullying law-abiding citizens for a Bribe in the world,
Most Police involved in crime in the world,
Most Police AFRAID of Taxi’s in the world,
Most Policemen passing time between pay days in the world,
Most Politicians passing time between pay days in the world,
Most Pollution on the Beaches in the World,
Most Posters on trees in the world,
Most Propaganda Brainwashing by Government in the world,
Most Railway tracks stolen in the world,
Most Railway Trains derailed because of railway tracks stolen in the world,
Most Racist Hate Crimes against Whites in the World,
Most Racist Hate Crimes against Whites Farmers in the World,
Most Rape cases in the World,
Most Rape in the world,
Most RAPE of BABIES in the World,
Most Riots in the world,
Most River Pollution in the World,
Most Road Deaths caused by Black Taxies in the world,
Most Road traffic lights out of order in the World,
Most Robbery with Aggravated Circumstances in the world,
Most Rose Coloured Glasses worn by Politicians in the world,
Most Running from Police in the world,
Most Selling of Pirate, Counterfeit goods in the world,
Most Shack Fires in the world,
Most Shooting of Municipality Councilors in the world,
Most Shooting of Opposition Political Leaders in the world,
Most Singing of Songs "Kill the Whites" in the world,
Most Singing of Songs "Kill the Boer" in the world,
Most Spin Doctors in Government in the world,
Most Stabbing People in the world,
Most Stealing of manhole covers in the world,
Most Stick Fighting in the world,
Most Stock Theft in the world,
Most Stolen copper cables in the world,
Most Stolen Government computers in the world,
Most Stolen Government office equipment in the world,
Most Street lights stolen in the world,
Most Street Pollution in the world,
Most Tourists followed from Airports and Mugged in the World,
Most Taxi Drivers Shot in the world,
Most Taxi Owners Shot in the world,
Most Taxi Shooting of Taxi Bosses in the world,
Most Taxi Tyre Blowouts in the world,
Most Taxi unpaid Traffic fines in the World,
Most Taxi Violence in the world,
Most Taxi’s owned by the Police in the world,
Most Taxi's not paying income tax in the world,
Most Taxi's subsidised by public money in the world,
Most Taxi's Turned over in the world,
Most Taxi's Unroadworthy in the world,
Most Theft in the world,
Most Theft, fraud, Bribery and Corruption in Parliament in the world,
Most Torturing White Farmers in the world,
Most Tribal Genocide in the world,
Most Truck Hijacking in the world,
Most Tyre Necklacing people with fire in the world,
Most Unlicensed Drivers in the world,
Most Useless Police Force in the World.
Most Using of short stabbing spears in the world,
Most Vagrants sleeping on the Pavements in the World.
Most Violent Hijacking Murders in the world,
Most Violent Protest Marches in the world,
Most Wives in the world,
Quietest Diplomacy in the World,
Worst Democracy in the World,
Worst TV at Prime Viewing Time in the World,
Worst TV Blaming everything on Apartheid in the world,
Worst Education system in Africa, if not the World,
Worst Lies Told in the world,
Worst Math’s pass rate in the world,
Worst Science pass rate in the world,
Worst Taxi drivers in the World,


7 Opinion(s):

Anonymous said...

most depressing in the world

Anonymous said...

so corrupt even hell turned them away and sent them to earth

Anonymous said...

What do cows do? They go moo.

What do pigs do? They go oink.

What do kaffirs do? They fuck things up.

Doberman said...

Wow, Snowy when you put it like that..

Pensioner said...

What about; Most strikes in the world, Most useless Youth League in the world.

Exzanian said...

Pensioner:
Also the WORST soccer team in recorded history
Also, the noisiest soccer fans in the world.
Also, the least medals in the last olympics (1 silver)

Doberman said...

Snowy's unleashed a monster here..;) It's a great idea.