Saturday, August 22, 2009

U2 Garners Green Controversy

What qualifies these celebrities to become ambassadors for the greater good of your society?? YOU must know the strengths of your celebrities because it is Joe Public that has given them the opportunity to stray from their true talents. Having fame and money does NOT necessarily equate to doing good in the world. We need to boycott the media that promote any do-gooder activities.

"Boss, I'd like some money for my taxi fare home please. I don't have any money because I have to take care of my bebe. She is very sick, jo!"


Although U2 has preached about world hunger and environmental issues, the band has ignited harsh criticism over the sizeable cost of their recent world tour.

The three steel structures that make up the custom-built stage cost between £15 and £20 million each, becoming the most ambitious endeavor of any world tour, including the intricate stages of Madonna and The Rolling Stones.

"We're spending the money on our fans, I don't think there's a better thing you could spend it on," said guitarist The Edge.

The green and orange "claw" stage allowed an estimated 88,000 fans an unobstructed of the band at England's Wembley Stadium this past weekend.

Talking Heads singer David Byrne was one of many that offered his thoughts, "$40 million to build the stage and, having done the math, we estimate 200 semi trucks crisscrossing Europe for the duration. It could be professional envy speaking here, but it sure looks like, well, overkill, and just a wee bit out of balance given all the starving people in Africa and all."

But, the band feels that this is part of the touring process!

"I think anybody that's touring is going to have a carbon footprint. I think it's probably unfair to single out rock 'n' roll," continued The Edge. There's many other things that are in the same category but as it happens we have a programme to offset whatever carbon footprint we have. We'd love to have some alternative to big trucks bringing the stuff around but there just isn't one"

Do U think U2 are a bunch of hypocrites?! [Sorry guys, that's what happens when you confuse the issues. When are you going to butt out of those things you don't understand????]

4 Opinion(s):

Ranger Tom said...

Bono is a Toad and should just shut the fuck up.

Exzanian said...

Talking Heads was by FAR a better band than U2 - So fuck U2 and Fuck Bono.... and Fuck Madonna 2, she could not sing her way out of a wet paper bag.

Anonymous said...

It is modern technology (the media, television, internet, CD sales etc) which allows the public to elevate celebrities to the status of demigods and hence megalomaniacs.

Anonymous said...

you may have seen this program they have just launched around this..

http://offsetoptions.cloudapp.net/u2-360/