Friday, July 17, 2009

Computer Virus Warning! (Genuine)

There is a new computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. It is attempting to erase everything on your blog site. This information was announced yesterday morning from IBM, FBI and even Microsoft states that this is a very dangerous and malicious virus, much worse than the "I Love You," or “Melissa” virus and there is NO remedy for it at this time. The virus has tentatively been termed the BC or “Back-Chat” virus, until we can figure out what the hell it actually is.

Some very sick individual has succeeded in using the reformat function from Google in an attempt to eradicate all file comments on your blog site, and replace them with an inferior mimic Trojan. It has been designed to work against Netscape Navigator and Microsoft Internet Explorer bloggers. It will even “Back-Chat” Macintosh and IBM computer geeks alike.

Nobody, we repeat, NOBODY is safe from the “Back-Chat” virus. Do NOT attempt to engage with, or chat back to the "Back Chat" Virus. It is a looping replicator virus, and you could spend hours on the internet stuck in a “porn loop”. There is no escape once you have entered this slippery slope. Sadly, most novice computer users will not realise what is happening until it is far too late.

This is a new, very malicious virus and not many people know about it. You may not be aware of it but your blog may already be infected with the BC virus. Pass this warning along to EVERYONE in your address book and please share it with all your online friends ASAP so that this threat may be stopped. Please practice cautionary measures and tell anyone that may have access to your computer.

Deleting the BC virus is impossible, it will simply re-appear in another guise – ie, it can mutate, and not only that (take it from an expert), the virus has the capacity to auto install itself as almost anything:


It will then proceed to trash the computer it is running on.

Please send this information with the most number of people that you can, in case you receive a file comment from the BC virus on any subject whatsoever.

The bottom line is: if you receive BC file comment, do not attempt to delete the file comment. The only sure fire way of avoiding infection is, once file comment has been received from BC, simply DO NOT READ IT!

It will eventually feed on itself in an nth-complexity infinite binary loop, and eventually (hopefully) destroy itself.

5 Opinion(s):

Islandshark said...


Anonymous said...

Very good. Liked that! I guess we've been infected.

Ranger Tom said...

BC virous... Yep, been infected with that one before. ;)

Anonymous said...

Absolutely spot on, Exzanian. NEVER talk back to the Back Chat virus. It will accuse you of being racist and anti-semitic, no matter how silly its rantings or blatant its porn loop, the latest being filthy images of bukakke humiliation rituals.

daBuzzd said...

Oh, this is for real, ay? Thought 'Back Chat' was referring to Jesse Yasmin, the ANC spin doctor.