If anyone has any additions, please make a note in comments as I am trying to build this one!
Bad - you sleep on it in the badroom
Beds - mossies, doves, sea-gulls etc
Beg - container, as in shopping beg, hend-beg, tog-beg
Ben - to set alight
Brocan – After Eskom
Chealdren - our future is in their hands
Chetz - where worshippers go on Sundays
Cuds - you can play poker or rummy with them
Cut - a small donkey-drawn vehicle
Debben - city in KwaZulu Natal
Deekshunry - where you find weds
Dee-mund - We deemund Arwa Rights
Dees – Demonstrative pronoun - eg Dees bed is pretty
Detty - opposite of clean
Driva - holds the steering wheel of a teksi
Duck - very duck at night when the lights are all off
Eat-Weks – After white repairman has visited Eskom
Ebon - you get ebon erriors and rural erriors
Effrican - from the continent of Africa
Erriors - districts, e.g. ebon erriors
Erection – A make of mobile phone
Ewways - eg. SAA, Comair, Lufthansa etc
Feather - Cape Town is feather than Johannesburg
Fems - companies, e.g., Anglo-American
Fest - the one before second and third
Fok - used with nifes
Fum - you can fum with ship or kettle
Fumma - he owns the fum
Guddin - where you grow kebbijees
Geave - you MUST geave, I WILL take
Get - a hinged device in a fence
Hair - as opposed to heem
Heppi - state of elatement, e.g. I'm so heppi - I just voted
Hiss - masculine form of hairs
Hubba - where sheeps dock
Incest – Along the lines of dee-mund
Ingaij - You wheel see it my way
Jems - little bugs that give you the flu
Kah - what you drive around in
Kebbijees – vegetable
Kennel - Army officer
Keptown - some think parliament doesn't belong there
Kettegry - in a system of classification
Kipper - one who kips, as in goal kipper
Kleenix - where nesses wek
Kot - where the judges sit
Len - to acquire knowledge
Leeda - as in Arwa Leeda, JZ the president
Lungwich - weds what are spokkin
Nesses - they wek in kleenix and hosspeetals
Pee pull - powa to da pee pull
Peppa - one way to get the news
Pesson - one of pee pull
Pees - symbolised by white dove
Pees-Tocks – As in Middle East negotiations
Reeva - e.g. Limpopo, Vaal, Orange
Rejeem - anything to describe pre-1994
Ree kwest - replaced by dee munds
Selulah – A mobile telephonic device
Sheep - big boat
Shex - houses in squatter camps
Ship - provider of wool
Shuck-attak - if the shuck-net is bro-can
Shuck-nets - at Debben, for safety of sweemas
Spitch - what politicians make at a relly
Suffa-Ring - as in “the pee-pull are suffa-ring”
Sweemas - compete in a sweeming pul
Teksi - kah for hire - sometimes parrot teksi
Thest - ice cold Coke will relieve it on a hot day
Tipic ally - characteristically
Tocks - negotiations
Ummy - military force
Verrr – To an extreme – The reeva was flowing verrr fast
Wee men - ladies
We pon - a gun
Wean-dow - with glus for throwing bricks through
Weaner - the one with the most votes
Weds - what the dictionary is made up of
Wek – Productivity -eg. I wekked verr hud dees week
Wekkas - do the wek
Weld - the whole eth
Wems – Bait for fishing
Wheel - Quit smoking with wheel powa.
Cry, the be-blooded country...
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*I wonder what they think about Black Majority Rule 19 years after they
finally convinced the world that it was the best solution for South
Africa...*
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20 minutes ago
3 Opinion(s):
Should be handed out at schools as part of the curriculum.
Understanding the munts - by Snookie whats his name!
tekkie - what you eat at krismaas
ha ha ha - made my day.
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