Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Zuma's terrier

Zuma is walking down the street with his new dog, a little fox terrier. He meets up with Helen who says: "Ah, what a sweet little terrier, what's his name?"

Zuma replies: "I haven't named him yet. I just got him and I still have to decide on a name. Any suggestions?"

Helen thinks for a while then says "Why don't you call him Tuckshop?"

Zuma says "Hmm strange name, but thanks for the suggestion."

He carries on walking and sees Kgalema who says: "Nice fox terrier, what's his name?"

Zuma explains that he has no name for him as yet, but that Helen had suggested Tuckshop.

Zuma and Kgalema stand there very puzzled at this strange name that Helen suggested.

Eventually they decide to go and look the name up in the dictionary and see if it has any significant meaning.

In the dictionary it read: TUCKSHOP - a small CAFETERIA.

3 Opinion(s):

Anonymous said...

Good one!

Anonymous said...

Reminds me why I left - to get away from this racist innuendo in the guise of humor!

Vanilla Ice said...

@Ha ha ha, rofl. As for Anon 8:40, get a life you anal retentive ass.