Friday, May 08, 2009

Vultures circle

Wtf..?! People are actually prepared to break the law just to get close to Black Jesus at his inauguration? Ready to make deals that soon? Hold off there my good curry man, he ain't the prezzo yet. And what were you planning? Chat to him about a deal involving selling scrap mattresses to India with cousin Prakesh?

And another thing, now that you've got me going, what the fu*k kind of name is
Chockalingum..?! Chuckling gum..

Yea folks, already the vultures are circling the Great One eager for the titbits he will bestow on them. You see, they know. They know what he is. They know his history and they know he is corrupt. You judge the character of a man by the company he keeps. Yessiree bob, an interesting five years lies ahead. It will make you wish for the good old days of Mbeki.

A prominent Durban businessman and close associate of President-elect Jacob Zuma has been released on R2 000 bail after his arrest for alleged bribery.

Chockalingum "Roy" Moodley - a controversial race horse and security company owner - appeared in the Hatfield Magistrate's Court in Pretoria yesterday. It's alleged that Moodley, who recently hosted a lavish birthday party for Zuma and a victory bash for the ANC at Umhlanga, bribed an official at the Union Buildings for a seat close to the President at his inauguration tomorrow.

Police say the National Intelligence Agency was summoned after Moodley allegedly paid a bribe to the official. Moodley has been ordered to appear in court again on June 24 on charges of bribery and corruption.

Moodley was arrested on Wednesday outside the Union buildings in Pretoria where he allegedly tried to bribe a government official for a seat close to Zuma at his inauguration ceremony tomorrow. Moodley allegedly handed over a R100 note to the official requesting a seat with a good view of the ceremony. The businessman spent Wednesday night in custody.

Zuma will announce his Cabinet on Sunday at 14h00. The event will be carried live on SABC 2 and some PBS radio stations.

5 Opinion(s):

Dachshund said...

Well, this is setting a good example. We know the Chettys and Moodleys and Govenders and Nundlalls and Pillays and Ramsoondars and Singhs. They should be shipped back to Mumbai as soon as they are caught out for trying to pay or receive a bribe. Get rid of the lot of these breakdancers.

(Breakdancer: someone who tries to steal the hubcaps from a moving vehicle. I wonder how many hubcaps will go missing at the inauguration.)

Loggi said...

Cheapskate R100 bucks?
Zuma and his cronies have now taken over,so their price has gone up.

WHITEADDER said...

Yes Loggi ,
Sign of the times. Not smart to ignore the going bribe rate.

Anonymous said...

Whats the charge again? Public indecency? Can't this fellow show some respect and wait untill Shabir kicks off?

Anonymous said...

All in all , he only wanted a good seat, right?
My china only wanted to be close to his money there in Zuma`s pocket and all.