Just for laughs

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Ben Schoeman Highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Zuma, Winnie, Dr Manto and Mugabe. They're asking for a R310 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks: "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a litre."