Friday, February 27, 2009

Zuma's wives and spawn

I received this in the mail and cannot vouch for the veracity of the claims but nonetheless rumours like this are bound to do the rounds unless the man himself puts out accurate details of his marital status. No doubt, we are bound to find out anyway when the man takes the presidency because he will be claiming state handouts for each of his wives and children.

Number one
Sizakele Khumalo - whom he met in 1959. She lives at his rural R1,5-million home at Nkandla in northern KwaZulu- Natal and they have no children.

Number two - Ex-wife
Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma - Foreign Affairs Minister - with whom he had 4 children - Msholozi, 24, Gugu, 22, Thuli, 21 and Thuthi, 19. They divorced in June 1998 due to "irreconcilable differences."

Number three - Late wife
Kate Zuma - with whom he had 5 children - Saady, 29, twins Duduzile and Duduzane both 25, Phumzile, 20 and Vusi. She committed suicide on December 8, 2000 after apparent strained relations with Zuma.

Number four - Still on honeymoon
Nompumelelo Mantuli Zuma - whom he married in January. She has 2 children Thandiswe, 7 and 8 month old Sinquobile.

Number five - Waiting in the wings
Thobeka Stacey Mabhija - with whom he has two children, including a 5 month old baby

Mrs Jacob Zuma number six?
Bongi Ngema - from Umlazi, has a 7 month old son

"The significant others"

Old flame
Minah Shongwe - who is Zuma's old flame. Shongwe, the sister of Judge Jeremiah Shongwe has a 30 year old son, Edward with Zuma.

Left at the altar
Zuma also paid half lobolo for Swazi Princess Sebentile Dlamini, 38, the granddaughter of King Sobhuza III, in 2002 but nothing has come out of it.

4 Marriages, 1 Lobola, 3 partners and 15 Children...??

Check the age differences between the children from different mothers. An 8-month old baby, a 7-month old baby and a 5-month old baby. A very busy man!

3 Opinion(s):

Anonymous said...

and we wonder how we went from being a majority in the South African Republic, to being outnumbered ten to one!

Just wait US and UK, your turn is coming and I can't wait to see it happen.
Viva Negro power (the power to impregnate as many women as possible and leaving other nations to look after your offspring)!

Anonymous said...

didn't Paul Kruger have 16 children??

look like JZ is just catching up

Liezel said...

I love telling political correct Kiwis all the detail about Zuma's wives and children, and then watching their faces. Imagine John Key, or even auntie Helen had Zumas love life history!