Eager to meet maker

Suicide Bombers… love them while they are young, because they blow up so quickly.

The late Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers: "Doesn't that hurt?"

It seems that our opponents on the Jihad side of things are dipping to the bottom of the barrel for personnel in search of martyrdom. Indeed, perhaps they should return to using children, at least they don’t stumble like a drunkard…

From correspondents in Khost, Afghanistan
January 24, 2008 12:39pm

A would-be suicide bomber stumbled and fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out to distribute himself in Afghanistan, police say. It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was getting dressed for work in the southern town of Lashkar Gah. (I hate that when it happens)

Yesterday’s blast was in a busy market area of the eastern town of Khost, a deputy provincial police chief said.

The would-be attacker tripped as he was leaving a building apparently to target an opening ceremony for a mosque that was expected to be attended by Afghan and international military officials, said Sakhi Mir.

“Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded. Two civilian women and a man were wounded,” Mir said. (rushing to meet the 72 virgins-contain yourself!)

Suicide attacks are regular feature of an insurgency led by the extremist Taliban movement that was in government between 1996 and 2001. The most deadly was in November 2007 and killed nearly 80 people, most of them school students.

Lay off the opium and hashish if you want to murder more women and children Muhammad.

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