Thursday, January 29, 2009

In court today

For those of you who missed this - these "men" appeared in court today - stay tuned.

3 die in brawl over penis size


Durban - Three men were shot dead and two others critically wounded in a Durban tavern following an argument over the size of male genitals, police said on Thursday.

Superintendent Muzi Mngomezulu said the shooting took place at the Merseyside Restaurant and Bar at the Queensmead Mall in Durban's Umbilo suburb on Wednesday night.

Five people were arrested in the early hours of Thursday morning. Two of those arrested were found in possession of firearms, which police believe were the weapons used in the shooting. All five were residents of the Phoenix area.

The argument apparently began when a patron of Indian descent made a comment about the size of a white patron's genitals while both were at the tavern's urinals.

An officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said: "The white man went to the toilet and an Indian guy followed him. While in the urinal, the Indian man told the white man that his penis was bigger than his (that of the white man).

"The white man left the urinal and told his friends about what had happened and this is when the argument started."

Racially motivated? (of course you dumb nut)

Vulgarities were exchanged and then a group of five Indian men left the restaurant and all five returned with firearms.

Mngomezulu said: "The men opened fire and three victims aged between 30 and 55 years died on the spot. Another two were rushed to St Augustine's Hospital in a critical condition."
Mngomezulu said he believed that as the argument had developed between the two groups, it had possibly become racially motivated.

However, a senior staff member at restaurant, confirming the shooting said that the initial argument had been over genitals.

"That's what initiated it (the argument) and it obviously got out of hand. That's all I'm prepared to say," he said speaking on condition of anonymity. (
the truth be told, the charras' said "You wit okes have got small dicks and all, hey") At that point the kak started seeping through the fan.

None of the staff (with) members or suspects were injured in the shooting

The lethal combination of booze, ,small minds, small dicks, guns and chip on the shoulder - how the f*ck can murder be justified for this stupid argument. Kill someone for airtime yes, that is considered a national sport, but to kill because of dick size, thats a whole different ball game.

There is no doubt a clause in the constitution that will absolve these "men" -who were defending thier honour - and grant them amnesty from prosecution. It is deemed the ultimate insult to ridicule an "African man's" penis and as sure as the the charras jumped on the african band wagon for the free hand outs and low cost shares they will use it as a defense strategy. If that goes belly-up, and if the clause in the constitution does not exist, they will, no doubt, use the racist card as thier defense. My bet is that they get off with a fine or suspended sentence.

What happend to Rugby, Braaivleis , sunny skies and Cheverolet. Don't forget, vote ANC. Together we can (do more crime, corruption and killing)!

4 Opinion(s):

mawm said...

Condom manufacturers will confirm that they have to produce smaller condoms for Indian men than whites.

This sounds like a case of penis envy

Anonymous said...

I believe some of those "Charra's'
were cops.

FishEagle said...

It's not in the size, damn it, it's in the technique! When are men going to get that??? Besides, blacks are better in both aspects (yes, generalizing again).

Anonymous said...

Blacks have average sized penises and the only technique they know is rape.