The Liberal White Bitch

You all know her. The Liberal White Bitch that, despite her obvious lack of political knowledge, thinks Mandela is a saint and Oprah Winfrey is the best thing since Mother Teresa. Spot her in the supermarket with her designer clothes and oversized sunglasses on her hair; the re-growth from her last attempt at going blond starting to show just above the line of her fake orange tan, but she thinks us men do not notice. The one who gets her queues from magazines like Cosmo, Femina and…heaven forbid Rooi Rose. Yes, Rooi Rose and Sarie as well because there are many of these liberal white Afrikaner women around, who would have thought? Afrikaans women who are staunch Oprah supporters and Apartheid apologists, grovelling at the feet of Mbeki and Mandela, with their mantra of, "We are not worthy, we are not worthy", echoing through their empty skulls. I’m sick of it!

How pathetic these women have become. What ever happened to our REAL Afrikaner women? The ones who remember the Bloukrans Massacre and who loaded the muskets for their men at the Battle of Bloodriver?

God, South African women have really become a pathetic species of liberal white bitches. They can hardly fry an egg without breaking it, let alone make preserves or cook a decent meal for their husbands. They take subjects like "Home Economics" or "Domestic Science" at school and after five years can’t even bake scones properly! What happened to our women who could actually SAVE money in stead of SPEND. What happened to women who could knit jerseys for their family members and make clothes. When last have you seen a woman who could actually knit, sew or bake bread? Pathetic I tell you. I am sure their grandmothers are very proud of them.

These Liberal White Bitches are so useless that they don’t even know which way to open a jar. That’s right, just watch these useless women who hands you the beetroot jar. It is not, because these Liberal White Bitches are not strong enough, it is because they do not know which way is "open" and which way is "closed". It has never dawned on them that a water tap, Coke bottle or jam jar always opens in the same direction. Given that there IS such a thing as left-hand thread, 99% of the time, "open" is always in the same direction. Oh, but they can tell you everything about the latest nail polish or hair colour. Useless, I tell you.

What a bunch of losers our women have become? How many more plastic tubs do they want to collect? When is enough, enough? Let’s not even mention the shoes…

These Liberal women have all sorts of excuses for their uselessness. They say that they have to work a full day just as men. That is now supposed to justify the black domestic help and the daycare for the children. What crap. In the old days our grandparents pulled in and helped raise the children but oh now, we can’t have old people living in our house…No, the South African White Liberal Bitch is the Queen of her castle. She is so selfish that she won’t even have her own parents come and live in HER house. They must go to the old age home or live alone in a flat where they are easy targets for black criminals, who rape, torture and kill old people as if there is no tomorrow.

When it so happens that her own mother is raped and her father tortured with boiling water, Mrs. Liberal South Africa shakes her head in disbelieve and insists that crime is not racial. Blacks are just normal human beings, which had a raw deal under Apartheid.

She goes and dishes out food parcels in the Black township and blankets at the night shelter for homeless blacks. Stuff her own kind’s poor. She believes that by appeasing these creatures she will somehow make the world a better place or buy her way into heaven. Who knows, who cares?

After all this, she moans that she doesn’t have time. She is too busy… but she can find time to care for blacks and forget her own race. I find it amazing that, between periods, pregnancies, and popping Prozac, these Liberal White Women have any time left in their workday to play Solitaire!

In the evenings when Mrs Liberal White South Africa is suppose to have an intelligent conversation with her husband or just be sexually nice to him, she comes up with crap such as, "Honey, don’t you think we should adopt a black baby, maybe an AIDS orphan?"

You know…this is the crap South African men have to put up with nowadays.

Many men have fallen for this crap, because I see these women in our shopping malls with their little black bastards dressed in the best designer clothes. Sometimes, I think they adopt these babies, because they just want to fit in at the local snob-club. You know…the club of liberal white housewives who drive Mercedes or 4x4 SUV’s (BMW’s and Audis do not count). The same club where they can brag at least once a year about their overseas holiday (sorry, but Namibia or Mozambique also do not count).

Even when it comes to SEX, they suck (no pun intended). Just walk past their magazines in the shop and take note of the advice advertised on the covers. "Ten ways to blow your man’s socks off in bed" or "Six surefire ways to keep your husband from cheating".

What a crock! These women are so insecure and sexually apathetic that they worry about stupid things like whether the man wears socks to bed or not. I mean…who cares? No wonder most of them are divorced or without boyfriends at the age of forty with only six cats to keep them company. Just look in the classified columns of your local newspaper and see how popular escort agencies and call girls have become. It is all the fault of these frigid LWB’s.

And what is the use of all that jewellery these Liberal White Bitches wears anyway? Most of the time, she is married already, so it is not to attract other men…or is it? The watch she wears is of no use because they are always late for everything and considers it their prerogative to be. Ask her what the jewellery is for and she will say that it is to look pretty for her own man, but that is just nonsense. Why, because in the minds of these useless Liberal Bitches, their husbands were never their first choice anyway.

That’s right. In the minds of Liberal White Bitches, they always think they could have done better. So they dolly themselves up and survive on a near starvation diet of rice cakes and Thinz, just in case The Bigger Better Deal comes by….and she doesn’t even care if it is her best friend’s husband. No, the skank will steal her best friend’s husband without blinking an eye or thinking twice.

It’s all an attention thing. Missus Liberal White Bitch thrives on attention. Actually that is all she lives for and what her measly existence is about. She pretends to have all these "friends" but in fact she NEVER had a real female friend, EVER. Instead she finds herself the next best thing; a gay man as her best friend.

Next time you are at a cocktail party or dinner, watch these women. You will spot Mrs LWB soon enough, she is the one that talks to her husband as if she is patronizing a child, but when someone comes up to her, she straightens up with a big smile and,"Hiiiii! So wonderful to see you hereeeee…!"

Social chameleons and vampires these liberal White Bitches are I tell you. At every party they have a different personality and they never seem to run out of new ones.

They are also at almost every church charity event, but it is not because they are religious, no instead they dabble in esoteric shit like Tarot and I-Ching. Church events are just there to show off their new clothes and does PR work for them…you, know…just in case a Bigger Better Deal comes along. They even hate the fact that Jesus was a man. Can you imagine if he was a woman what a chip they would have had on their shoulders?

These liberal bitches believe that war is a silly boy thing. They ignore the fact that there are real evil psychopaths out there who want to take their freedom and liberty away. Ask them how one should treat psychopaths such as Mugabe, Idi Amin, Pol Pot or Stalin and you get this dazed look like a dog staring into the distance whilst taking a crap. They simply have no idea who these people are/were but yet they can tell you that war is wrong and we should not have fought the border war in Namibia/Angola. They believe their own brothers and husbands were the epitome of evil for doing so. It has never occurred to them that the only reason they have freedom is because there were men like us protecting it. The only reason the blacks have not owned their liberal asses yet is because we defeated them in every battle and blacks fear us. The mind boggles, but remember these are the women who believe Mandela is GOD. Not a GOD…thee GOD.

As the one liberal Bitch told me once, "Oh, but us women can bear pain a lot more than men, because we give birth".

Well, I would never know about that…Just as she will never know what real pain is until she gets kicked in the bollocks! Stupid cow. As if they give normal birth nowadays. They all go for epidurals!

To top it all, these Liberal White Bitches, hate sex. Not because it is not pleasurable but because they are so pathetic at it. That is the reason why they try and avoid it with their husbands all the time. They have sex only to have children. Not that they like children (because they don’t) but because their favourite actress or singer is having a baby at the time.

In fact, your typical White Liberal Bitch is a pathetic parent. The children are normally parked in front of Barney and on Ritalin before they can speak properly, all because mommy reads in magazines how to raise children and frankly doesn’t have a friggin clue. Their minds are indoctrinated further with equally crap liberal TV programs such as the artificial Sewende Laan soapie where blacks, coloureds and whites speak bad Afrikaans and are best friends, getting along like a house on fire. This is so far from reality it is not even worth mentioning.

They further watch Dawson’s Creek where every teenager is a promiscuous fuck-up who practice sex outside of marriage as if nothing is wrong with it, because if the do get married…they will end up as a Desperate Housewife.

These Liberal White Bitches get their values from a black slut such as Oprah Winfrey who admitted to being a promiscuous teenager herself and who was pregnant at the age of 14.

No wonder their lives are so stuffed up and that they have to pop those Prozacs, because they have lost all touch with reality.

What ever happened to the normal women in South Africa? Where are they? Are there still decent "Boerenooiens" out there that can cook a proper meal and take care of their husbands? Are there still women left in South Africa that can be loving, caring wives and mothers? Are there still women who can take responsibility for their own children’s upbringing and education? Not in South Africa, I don’t think. They must be amongst the million whites that have left South Africa already. All the good ones have gone.

By Mike Smith